"One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods. He tried to hit her with lightning and thunderbolts, but he just couldn't get her away from him... After a while, they became the first married gods."
- Robbie, age 8
"No one is sure why it (love) happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell... That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."
- Mae, age 9
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them."
- Gavin, age 8 (Concerning why lovers often hold hands)
"I look at kissing like this: Kissing is fine if you like it, but it's a free country and nobody should be forced to do it."
- Julia, age 10
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour."
- Wendy, age 8
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
- Martin, age 10
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR. 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding."
- Allan, age 10
"Never kiss in front of other people, It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you... If nobody sees you I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."
- Kally, age 9
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!"
- Bert, age 5
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