Quotation Tracks from Kids

 

"One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods. He tried to hit her with lightning and thunderbolts, but he just couldn't get her away from him... After a while, they became the first married gods."

- Robbie, age 8

 

"No one is sure why it (love) happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell... That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."

- Mae, age 9

 

"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them."

- Gavin, age 8 (Concerning why lovers often hold hands)

 

"I look at kissing like this: Kissing is fine if you like it, but it's a free country and nobody should be forced to do it."

- Julia, age 10

 

"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour."

- Wendy, age 8

 

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."

- Martin, age 10

 

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR. 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding."

- Allan, age 10

 

"Never kiss in front of other people, It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you... If nobody sees you I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."

- Kally, age 9

 

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!"

- Bert, age 5

 

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