The Campy Chronicles

Always buy your camping gear in December for then will be the winter of your discount tent.

Quotation Tracks

    "Nothing is more beautiful than the loneliness of the woods before sunrise." - George Washington Carver

    "Nature has been for me, as long as I remember, a source of solace, inspiration, adventure, and delight, a home, a teacher, a companion." - Lorraine Anderson

    "The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God.  Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be and that God wishes to see people happy, amidst the simple beauty of nature.  As long this exists, and it certainly always will, I know that then there will be comfort for every sorrow, whatever the circumstances may be.  And I firmly believe that nature brings solace in all troubles."      - Anne Frank

    "If you want to know the definition of 'camping' look up 'Heat Stroke, 'Mud' and 'Insects."     - Anonymous

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