Expand Your Vocabulary

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Q.

Quadruplets: Four crying out loud.

Quantum particles: The dreams that stuff is made of.

 R.

Rabbit: Small portion of a Rabbi.

Racism: 1) Convincing argument against proponent’s racial superiority. 2) Pigment of the imagination.

Radioactive: Individual who can't work without music.

Rats: Entitled power or privilege. ie. "We’re willing to fat for out rats."

Reasoning Circular: See Circular Reasoning.

Receding hare line: A bunch of bunnies hopping backwards.

Recovery Room: Upholstering chamber.  

Rectitude: The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before examining you.

Rectum: Dang near killed ‘em.

Recursive: (see Recursive)

Refined: Locate again.

Relationships: All the yachts your family owns.

Relief: What trees do in the spring

Reintarnation: Returning in your next life as a hillbilly.

Repercussions: Consequences of playing drums loudly.

Reputation: What others are not thinking about you.

Research: To look for something twice.

Retard: Past tense of retire.

Rheumatic: Amorous.

Rhode Island: Texas after Canadian taxes.

Rocks: The original unfinished furniture.  

Rootine: Dental work.

Rope: Device used for babysitting.

Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens.

Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife

Russian: Guy who sits on nothing and dances.

Rustle: The sound of cows being stolen.

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