Expand Your Vocabulary
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Obsolete: The computer you already own.
Odyssey: Should observe; I told my brother, you odyssey this.
Oil Paints: Pigments of your imagination.
Oily: Not late.
Olive: None die.
Omnipotent: Camping shelter for doctors.
Once: Enough.
Opera: Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.
Operetta: The lady who answers the phone at the phone company.
Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.
Organic: Church music.
Orientation: Chinatown is a point of reference.
Osteopornosis:
A degenerate disease.
Outpatient: Person who has fainted.
Output:
What people who talk backwards do with their cat.
Overboard: Asleep.
Over-Protective: You’re not ready to know.
Oxymoron: Bullfighter.
Oyster: 1) Fish built like a nut. 2) Someone who infuses Yiddish expressions in their conversation.
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