Expand Your Vocabulary

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Lab: A room full of icky, funny-looking creatures and the dead frogs they dissect.

Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.

Lactose: Consequences of frostbite.

Lamb Stew:  Much ado about mutton.

Landscape: Panoramic escape.

Lap Dog: Greyhound used for racing.

Latent: The French camping shelter.

Lawyer: Misspelling of the word "Liar."

Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humor.

Laugh track: Fraudience.

Lawyer: Larval form of a politician. 

Leanient: Building inspectors in Pisa.

Legacy: A wooden leg in a bequest.  

Legends: Feet.

Lettermen: Scholarship athletes who proudly wear letter sweaters proclaiming the vowel or consonant they’ve mastered.

Liability: Fraud artist asset.

Library: Multi story building.

Life: 1) A terminal, sexually transmitted disease. 2) Anything that dies when you stomp it!

Lightyear: Regular year with fewer calories.

Limbo: Place where arms and legs go when they die.

Liquor Store: Stupor market.

Listless: Without means of remembering groceries.

Lite: 20% fewer letters than “light”.

Literally: How cats give birth.

Liver: One who is not dead.

Living: 1) Something to do when you don't get to sleep.2) What happens to you while you are making other plans.

Locomotive: Crazy reason.

Loop: See "Loop".

Looth: A loose tooth.

Love: 1) A feeling you feel you're feeling when you have a feeling you feel you've never felt before.2) Two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. 2) The best medicine. 3) To place our happiness in the happiness of another. (click here)

Love letter: Noose paper.

Lucille: Aquarium escapee.

Lumbar Puncture: A hole in a 2-by-4.

Lunatic: Insect from the moon.

Lure: An object that is semi-enticing to fish, but drives an angler into a spending frenzy.

Lute: Lots of money.

Lyre: Teller of untruths.

Language

    Lumping lively and lousy locutions as laterals is logically ludicrous. Lowbrow locutions legitimize lower lots in life. Levelheaded, lively, light-hearted, likable and lavish literacy likewise leads to lifted lifestyles. Locutions, lovely or lamentable, lead to like lives.  Laudably laboured lustrous lucidity liberates legitimate luck.