Expand Your Vocabulary

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Ice: Skid stuff.

Icicle: Eavesdropper.

Idolize: Lazy eyeballs.

Igloo:  An icicle built for two.

Iliterate: Unhealthy author.

Illegal: A sick bird.

Immigration: The sincerest form of flattery.

Impale: What the native Indians said to each other when they saw their first white man.

Impatience: A wait problem.

Inpatient: Where the lost scalpel can be found.

Impeccable: Unable to be eaten by a chicken.

Impersonate: What happened to him Mr. Cannibal?

Impotent: 1) Distinguished, well known. 2) Camping shelter for a chubby elf..

Impregnable: Woman with vivid memory of labor.  

Inadvertant: Ant featured in commercial.

Incessant: Ant indulging in unnatural sex acts.

Incisor: Person who exercises indoors.

Income Tax: Capital punishment.

Independent: Hanging out opposite the shallow end of the pool.

Indistinct: Where the dirty dishes are.

Inflation: 1) Just a drop in the buck.  2) Fate worse than debt. 3) Result of legalized counterfeiting.

Inkling: A very small pen.

Innuendo: Italian for where you hang your curtains.

Input: Food, beverages, painkillers, stimulants, etc. 

Intuition: Hotel admission fee.

Insecticide: When insects kill themselves.

Instinct: Intelligence incapable of self-consciousness.

Intense: Where campers hang out.

Intensive: Significant; ‘For all intensive purposes.’

Irony: 1) Metalurgical  2) Something you smelt.

Isolate: Personal lament regarding tardiness.

Iterate: A healthy illiterate.

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