Expand Your Vocabulary

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 F.

F: School grade that can usually be altered to look like a "B".

Fad: In one era and out the other.

Far: A conflagration.

Fat free: No extra charge for the fat.

Facts: Things which tend to moderate opinions.

Faith: Where your eyeth, nothe and mouth are located.

Fast-Food: Economy Gastronomy.

Father’s Day: Nine months before labor day.

Fauxpass: The fake slip of paper that a student uses as a hall pass.

Fear: False Evidence Appearing Real.

Feature: A defect with seniority.

Fee-fi-fo-bia: Fear of giants.

Felicity: A town inhabited by happy cats.

Felonious assault: Attacking someone with a cat.

Ferret: 1) Cross between a dachshund and a cat. 2) Chaos theory with teeth, claws and a slight odor.

Fester: Actor in Gunsmoke.

Feudalism: It's your Count that votes.

Fibrillate: To tell a lie in the wee hours of the morning.

Fibula: Small lie.

Fiction: It can't hold a scandal to biography.

Fingers: Digital calculators.

Fish Fryer: Chip monk.

Flabbergasted: Appalled about weight gain.

Flail: Not to succeed.

Flatulence: Emergency vehicle for steamroller accident victims.

Flippant: Like a fish.  

Florist: Petal pusher.

Fjord: Norwegian automobile.

Fobia: Fear of misspelled words

Fog: The air apparent.

Footnote: Sole music.

Forced: Place that's full of trees.

Forebearers: Ancestors who were in favor of grizzlies.

Forecasts: What you need when you break both arms and legs.  

Forest: In favor of taking it easy.

Forger: Person who gives checks a bad name.

Foreclose: Toward apparel; If I buy food, I'll have no money foreclose.

Forfeit: What most animals stand on.

Fork: Eating utensil made obsolete by the discovery of fingers.

Form: Administrative currency.

Fortify: More than forty-four, less than forty-six.

Fortitude: Life after age forty-one.

Free: The number preceding fore.

Free Spirit: (Single's Ad Translation) Substance user

Frog: Amphibian with edible legs.

Fruit: A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert.

Fuchsia: Opposite of past.

Fun: (Single's Ad Translation) Annoying

Fungi: Life of the party.

Futuristic: No other reason why it looks the way it does.

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